Chapter I: A Burrito From the Very Beginning

From the very beginning, little Burrito thought he was just like everyone else. He pooped like everyone else, cried like everyone else, ate like everyone else. He was happy when good things happened, and sad when bad things happened. He was excited when big things happened and ho-hum when little things happened. I intend to chronicle the life and adventures of little Burrito. Following him every turn of the way, at least almost every turn. Perhaps you will enjoy following him, perhaps not. With that, we will start at the beginning.

Little Burrito was just over 6.5 lbs, or almost exactly 3 kg, depending on your preferred measure of life. he was also 19" long, or rather 48 cm. I would think that little Burrito would prefer to refer to himself as 3 kg and 48 cm, but that's merely a conjecture at this point. Soon after plopping onto this planet, Burrito found himself with a conundrum. Doctors eventually gave this conundrum a name: Elephant Trunk of Eerie Art. In Latin, it's called Truncus Arteriosus for short, but there is no shortness about this, except for breath. Little Burrito found himself breathing quite rapidly. Then again, he doesn't really know any different. So he breathes quickly. But it doesn't stop him much. He's quite the trooper, little Burrito.

So that is Chapter I. Stay tuned for Chapter II, due soon!