Flexible Turkey Recipe
Ingredients:
1 Flexible Turkey
1 Diaper, freshly changed
1/2 cup freshly diced goofball
1/3 block of cranky cheese
1/2 cup whinebag
1 Tbsp Desitin
Cute and cuddle to taste
Sprig of joy (for garnish)
1. Take flexible turkey and smother in cranky cheese and whinebag (this will get messy).
2. Mix diced goofball with Desitin and Diaper, apply liberally to the rear end of turkey.
3. Stuff with sprig of joy if desired.
4. Season with cute and cuddle.
5. No baking or refrigeration required, serve warm.
